Saturday, February 25, 2006

Eye Candy

Note - this post is inspired by Scriptweaver.

Ah, Charlize & Rachel. Does it get any better?


Lucy said...

So wouldn't do them if I was a guy. Or a lesbian. And I spend a lot of time thinking about this kind of thing. Honestly.

Patrick J. Rodio said...

Really? Not even Rachel? She's perfect?

Who would you do then?

Lucy said...

Salma Hayek, without question. She is one fit babe.

Sigourney Weaver too is pretty cool - especially in ALIEN: RESURRECTION.

Maybe Catherine Zeta Jones - but only in the first ZORRO. Didn't really dig her bob in CHICAGO.

Who I would definitely NOT do: Renee Zellwegger (fat face), Madonna (looks totally hanging these days, what's going on with that leotard??) and Kate Moss (way too skinny!)

ScriptWeaver said...

Rachel McAdams is totally someone you could take home to Mom. But only after you have sex with her many, many, many, times.

Patrick J. Rodio said...

Sigourney would be a fun time, she'd certainly be in control, and that's fine by me. Salma? Oh yeah. What about Keira?

Agree with you on Renee, she does squint too much and has that funny face, but I wouldn't turn her down.

Madonna is just too over. Kate Moss was never on my list. I'd still throw her one though.

Jenny Aniston is pretty damn hot.

Scriptweaver is right, Rachel would be swell to marry, among other things.

Lucy said...

You'd marry her? I don't even know who she is. Besides, aren't you already "happily married in NJ"? Does that mean, if you move out of state, you could get a divorce?

I only ask because lots of married couples have crazy rules like mine and my husband's: because I'm not a lesbian, I can sleep with as many women in my brain as I want. His is - if he ever meets SEVEN OF NINE from Star Trek Voyager, he gets to sleep with her. Geek.

Patrick J. Rodio said...

Plus she could have dragon breath, which would suck, so maybe I'd take her on a date before marriage.