Thursday, August 24, 2006

Pluto Will Always Be A Planet To Me

They can't just take away one of our planets. Can they? I mean, growing up, going to ol' Roosevelt School, I learned about those 9. The 9, man! This is bullshit. Don't these spacenerds have anything better to do? Go find another solar system, or build Hubble 2. I don't care. Just not Pluto. You fuckers already messed me up years back when you said Saturn wasn't the only planet with rings. And now this?

Oh well. I could always write a script about it. Hmm, titles. Pluto Rising? Pluto & Me? Saving Pluto? Fisting Pluto? Pluto Attacks? 'Cause it's pissed off at Earth, get it? And it wants some payback.

Excuse the lame post. Long day at work, and the Phillies lost today (Cole Hamels got crushed!).

5 comments:

L.R. Williams said...

I thought these assclowns were supposed to be finding new planets, not dismissing them! There's nothing better than to get waylayed by jackassery with our solar system. By the way, Mercury Rising was a bad idea, so just leave it alone. Mars Attacks? Eh... About the Phils, it just one game, but they're in the thick of it. I'm out!

Robert Hogan said...

I blame this all on Eddie Murphy...if it weren't for Pluto Nash...

The Moviequill said...

just as long as they don't screw with Uranus all will be well

Patrick J. Rodio said...

Yeah, I'm not into assplay.

Thomas Crymes said...

Sad to see Pluto go, but if it's the right thing, it's the righ thing.

I mean, it's not like the scientists ousted Pluto in an alcohol induced stupor.

"That Pluto. It. Where's my goddamn spoon? Pluto is a dog. Ain't no planet. Don't gimme that. I'll cut you! Swear to God you ... you Plutonians. HA!"